a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize