i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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