now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
His hands were made for my vagina.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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