are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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