First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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