Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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