she was so not down for the gang bang
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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