just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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