How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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