im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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