Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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