she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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