you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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