And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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