names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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