I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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