Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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