he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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