I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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