She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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