i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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