She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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