I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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