our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
why is half of my head shaved?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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