Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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