"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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