2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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