can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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