literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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