Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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