with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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