I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
