..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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