The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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