Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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