I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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