So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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