I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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