i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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