If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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