White coat. Heels.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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