He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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