Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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