Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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