I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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