You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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