Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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