At least make sure they are 18
Why
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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