We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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