Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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