Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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