he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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