Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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