I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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