jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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