anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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