i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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