i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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